Bicosyes - since evermore... » LOL http://bicosyes.com Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:03:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Code Monkey like Fritos http://bicosyes.com/code-monkey-like-fritos/ http://bicosyes.com/code-monkey-like-fritos/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:01:55 +0000 blaxter http://bicosyes.com/?p=922 Sigue leyendo →]]> Until now I've never heard about this song, about a code monkey, funny and nice at the same time. The same songwriter, Jonathan Coulton, has a lot more of similar (geek) songs. Awesome.

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

]]> http://bicosyes.com/code-monkey-like-fritos/feed/ 1 How to change a light bulb? http://bicosyes.com/how-to-change-a-light-bulb/ http://bicosyes.com/how-to-change-a-light-bulb/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:01:49 +0000 blaxter http://bicosyes.com/?p=717

- How many prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- No

That's because:

 
?- change_bulb(prolog_programmer, X)
no.

Obviously.

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La que habla al final, dice algo así como:

I'll create a GUI interface in Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address.

Crearé una GUI en Visual Basic, a ver si puedo rastrear una dirección IP.

Para la gente que no le haga gracia, que será mayoría, significará algo así como: blabla GUI blablabla IP blabla.

Vía reddit.

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También en español (aunque tampoco es que tenga mucho texto que digamos...).

]]> http://bicosyes.com/garfield-sin-garfield-como-la-vida-misma/feed/ 2 Maldiciendo que es gerundio http://bicosyes.com/maldiciendo-que-es-gerundio/ http://bicosyes.com/maldiciendo-que-es-gerundio/#comments Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:01:44 +0000 blaxter http://bicosyes.com/maldiciendo-que-es-gerundio/ El canal 4 inglés pregunta a diversos actores cual es la palabra que más usan para maldecir.

¿Y la tuya?

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El penúltimo capítulo de la 11 temporada (emitida este año) trata sobre Guitar Hero (emitido semana y media después del lanzamiento, en USA, del Guitar Hero 3). Lo mejor es el final del capítulo, pero no lo pondré porque en ese caso merecería ser matado, torturado y despellejado en múltiples pedazos para formar un puzzle humano de n fichas, para un n > 10³ (debido a que mostraría un spoiler :P ). Por lo tanto pondré un trozo bastante curioso mostrando un "acústico" en directo:

Este capítulo y el resto en vos los puedes obtener gracias a Southparkspanish.ya.st :) .

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